| The Perfect Guy |
| Hair color?: | Black or brown |
| Eye color?: | Blue or green or brown |
| Height?: | Tall |
| Six pack?: | Sure |
| Long hair or short?: | Long, luscious locks |
| Glasses?: | Whatever |
| Piercings?: | Sure |
| Eyebrows?: | No. Eyebrow-less. |
| Big butt or little?: | Fuckin' huuuuuge. |
| Chest hair?: | >.< No. |
| Buff or skinny?: | Buff ant.  Actually, skinny. |
| Teeth?: | Uh... dentures are bad? |
| Section 2 |
| Funny or serious?: | Funny |
| Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: | Uh. Both. |
| Should he be able to bake or cook?: | Yes |
| Does he have a best friend?: | Um... yes? |
| Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: | Yes |
| Out-going or shy?: | Outgoing |
| Sarcastic or sincere?: | Sincere |
| Does he love his mother?: | YES, duh. |
| Should he watch chick-flicks?: | If he wants to. |
| Would he be a smoker?: | No. |
| How about a drinking?: | Whatever |
| And swearing?: | It really doesn't matter. |
| Would he play with your hair?: | Aww. Yes. |
| Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: | Yes, I want him to be cheating on me ALL THE TIME. |
| Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: | Yes. |
| Does he kiss on the first date?: | If he wants to. |
| Where would you go for dinner?: | McDoanld's. |
| Would he buy you flowers?: | Yes. |
| Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: | If that strikes his fancy. |
| Would he write poetry about you?: | Eww no. |
| Would he use endearments?: | Um... sure. |
| Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: | Yes? |
| How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: | Yes. |
| Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: | Yes. |
| Would you hold hands?: | Yes. I mean, no. Ew. Cooties. |
| Section 3 |
| Does he play soccer?: | Yes. |
| Baseball?: | yes |
| Football?: | yes |
| Basketball?: | yes |
| Water polo?: | yes |
| Golf or something equally boring?: | yes |
| Does he surf?: | yes |
| Skateboard?: | yes |
| Snowboard?: | yes |
| Can he sing?: | yes |
| Play the guitar?: | yes |
| Play piano?: | yes |
| Play the drums?: | yes |
| Can he keep his room clean?: | yes |
| Is he an artist of sorts?: | yes |
| Does he write his own music?: | yes |
| Does he have pets?: | yes |
| Section 4 |
| Does he use the word dude?: | yes |
| How about tight?: | yes |
| Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: | yes |
| What kind of car does he drive?: | yes |
| How old is he?: | yes |
| What's his name?: | yes |
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